Things overheard on this latest Vegas trip:

“Food grade wax is THE backbone of the American Candy industry.”

“I’ve lost the plot.”

“That sh’ur is a pretty lit’el cake there.”

“Casinos make their most money off of nickel slots”

“Look at all the penises.”

“God only performs miracles in third world countries because we are too educated to believe in them and they would be wasted here.”

“I saw it on TV, don’t play craps, because it has the best odds for the casino to win”*

“I don’t want to get up! I like it on the floor.”

“Look, we have no reservation, and there are seven of us. What do we have to do to get in tonight?”


*she was wrong. If I remember correctly, the game with best odds for casino/worst odds for player is that spin the wheel thingie.